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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

ill do it ill kick my own ass

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"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
- The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via madeoftheashesofstars)

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry, via hotboyproblems)

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urtube:

Skrillex ft. Skrillex by Skrillex [Skrillex remix]

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